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Sunday, February 20, 2011

Blogging my first Indie Short, part 2

No time--lots to do--but I HAVE to take a second to blog, because 1) It's been waaaay too long, and 2) I loveloveLOVE my indie short crew and I have to take a second to gush about them.

In a nutshell, today we resumed shooting (a week later than we meant to, but that's okay) and I have to say, my actors and AD BROUGHT IT today. It was my first time working with Annie, and let me tell you, I would be lying if I said she didn't blow me away. She was sweet, polite, professional, and honestly, as an actress she KICKS ASS. I had literally five minutes to give her a total character overview--turns out, I didn't even need that much time. She walked on set, snapped into character, and served up one hell of a performance. Alex played off her brilliantly, as well as delivering a great performance of his own--I've worked with Alex before, but I've never seen him as good as today. No goofing off, no "inappropriate" jokes between takes, no complaining even when I asked him and Annie to go outside (it SNOWED today) for a wish-list shot--I could not have asked for anything better from either of them. Anytime we had to do re-takes, it was because of technicalities, not the actors.

Nicole and Isaac were unavailable today so it was down to me and Matthew--literally, there were FOUR PEOPLE on our set. Having just come off a five-day MPA shoot where there were a minimum of about a dozen people on-set each day, this was not just refreshing, it was eye-opening: It reminded me of how much I love pure, raw creation. You know--when you just take two or three friends, grab a camera, and say "GO!" It's magical beyond words. Today made me remember what I love about the art of film--not the technology, not the hierarchy, not the red tape and the hoops and the step-by-step "required process." Just a couple of people I like and trust, a camera bought secondhand for $150, and about two hours of free time.

There was no production slate, no studio lights, no thesis advisors. It was me, Matthew, our two actors and our two cameras, and pretty much nothing else. We had from two-thirty to four forty-five scheduled, and we ended up finishing half an hour early because our actors were so freaking professional that it took about five minutes to complete each shot. We didn't get forms signed, didn't do a beat breakdown, just took our shotlist, went into an empty room, and got going. We had time to get extra shots and STILL we finished at about ten after four--so we were over thirty-five minutes ahead of schedule. BEAT THAT, FELLOW FILMMAKERS. ;)

Also? Can I just add that our actors had about 24 hours' notice that we were shooting today--and they STILL managed to get to set EARLY, dressed and ready, and deliver some of the best performances I've ever seen from either of them? Oh yes, they did. This was one of those times when I realized that not only am I lucky enough to do what I love, but I am lucky to know smart, talented people who, like me, are only here because they WANT TO BE. I love working with people who feel as passionate about what they do, as I feel about what I do. (Was that a properly constructed sentence? I hope so...)

And, hey, guys...remember the post about "drama" back at the beginning of February? Seems like people weren't listening, because there's an EPIDEMIC of drama going down here lately. C'mon, guys...can't we be mature young adults? Please? I don't want to see our senior year go up in flames because we'd rather play the Blame Game than show a tiny semblance of integrity. Let's stop treating each other like s#$%, okay?

Thank you.


STOLEN DIALOGUE

"You're like a Care Bear gone rabid!"

Person one: So, Valentine's day is coming up. I think you should profess your love.
Person two: I think so too!
Person three: Yes! I could sing it to him!
Person two: NOT LIKE THAT! Oh God, bring out the steak knives!

"Will you fetch me some water, Shae? To make up for shooting me?"

Person one [girl]: I'm going to the bathroom...[to boy] Hey, watch her while I'm gone, so she doesn't disappear.
Person two [girl]: Oh, drat.
Person three [boy]: Actually, I have to go to the bathroom too...
Person one: Not the same one, I hope.

Person one: Hello darling, how are you?
Person two: Student senate was bulls**t, how are you?
Person one: Oh well spotted, Sherlock...I'm fine, thanks.

Person one: Why not work here for the summer? You can earn money and hang out with interesting people all day.
Person two: Yeah, but you can also do that at a strip club.

Person one: You have to see Let the Right One In, you will see so many parallels to our friendship...except I'm not a vampire...and neither are you...
Person two: How do you know if I'm a vampire?
Person one: Isaac, if you were a vampire, I would know.
Person two: Yes, but it's been mostly overcast since we met...so how do you know if I sparkle?

Person one: This is a perfect example of insanity. Look at this--these are my class notes from one session of Fairy Tales class. If you crossed out what I already knew before that lesson, there'd only be half a page of notes.
Person two: Actually, that's pretty normal.

Person one: Just say, "Honey, don't masturbate in front of your therapist, okay?"
Person two: I learned that the hard way.

Person one: He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!
Person two: How is that biologically possible?
Person three: No, wait, here's how you tell: Your ass is the one that follows you around.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

The Checklist

Checklist before leaving for Thanksgiving Break:

1. Turn in lab report. (Check!)
2. Turn in reading response. (Check!)
3. Clean room. (Check!)
4. Pack. (Check!...sort of)
5. Say good-bye to Mishka and the Hottest Suitemates (Check!)
6. TURN EIGHTEEN! (CHECKCHECKCHECK!)

I had an AMAZING birthday! My parents came up and gave me like a thousand cupcakes to distribute to my friends and MPA classmates. I felt like a cupcake fairy all day! "Here...have one! They're yummy! They make everything better!" My mom makes a MEAN cupcake! ;)

I went to dinner tonight with my roommate and mom, we hung out in a hotel room with my dad and watched Pirates of the Caribbean, then us girls went to the mall and chilled for a while, and THEN I came back and walked around the cold (but very, VERY beautiful) Interlochen campus before coming back and helping clean up the lobby...fun times!

The Present Log for today: iTunes gift card and AmEx gift card (from my parents), colored pencils (from my awesomealistic roommate), Betsey Johnson necklace and matching bracelet (from my mom), Michael Jackson DVD (also from my mom).

Best moments of today: Mr. Nadji (Mr. Physics Teacher) giving me an animal cracker with a candle on top of it so I could make a birthday wish; entire MPA major singing happy birthday to me; dude I have a crush on literally RUNNING to me to give me a hug and wish me happy birthday; talking to Dad about the patheticness of sequels; CUPCAKES; huggles and birthday wishes from my best friends; collecting soooo much stolen dialogue; SEEING MY PARENTS; hanging out in the library with Mishka, Gus, and Ellie.


NANO UPDATE
Well, NaNo is going splendidly crappily. My plot changed (AGAIN), and between lovely college apps and homework it's looking very unlikely I will get 50,000 words by December. That said I will NOT give up on my novel, I love it. I just don't think I am going to win the NaNo this year. Maybe next year, I'll be able to do it since I'll already be IN college and won't have to apply anywhere.


I'll have a better post next time, I swear.

STOLEN DIALOGUE:

"I want my boyfriend to look like Hugh Jackman!"

Person one: Shall we count the number of times you used the F-word in that sentence?
Person two: No, Avery, we shall not.

Person one: No one's told you about Holiday Dinner?
Person two: No...
Person one: You are sadly uninformed.

Person one: Can you come over?
Person two: Yeah.
Person one: I'm warning you, I just had a Chem test. I'm going to be annoyed. I'm going to be an asshole.
Person two: I can be there in ten minutes.

Person one (quoting a comedian): Cocker poodle: Half poodle, half cocker spaniel, all bad idea.
Person two: Michael Jackson Fanfiction: Half Michael Jackson, half fanfiction, all bad idea.
Person three: Wait, there's MICHAEL JACKSON fanfiction? Isn't that blasphemy?

"Speaking of gay, are you free tonight? Wait, that came out wrong..."

Person one: One day, you need to politely tell your parents to bugger off.
Person two: I can't even tell YOU to bugger off, how can I tell that to my parents?
Person one: I'm just persuasive.

Person one: I'm going to be blunt...no, I'm not.
Person two: Oh, come on, be blunt, I'm used to it.
Person one: You are not! When am I blunt?
Person two: When are you NOT blunt?
Person one: Give me concrete examples!
Person two: "Direct me to the ass which needs kicking..."
Person one: That wasn't blunt.
Person two: "Tell your parents to bugger off..."
Person one: Okay, that WAS blunt.

Person one: He is as queer as a three-dollar bill.
Person two: I had a dream once that those existed!

Person one: Muchos nachos, muchacha! (Much nachos, woman!)
Person two: I should put you on speaker, so Liz can hear you speaking Spanish.
Person three: Oh, she speaks Spanish?
Person two: In the very loosest sense.

Person one: He was very confused about his sexuality last year.
Person two: That, and he wanted a snog.

Person one: So I was talking to Connor--
Person two: Ooh, he's a hunksicle!
Person one: What? No! He's, like, a cross between a teddy bear and an older brother!
Person two: No, he's a hunksicle!
Person one: No! A hunksicle would indicate that he's very good-looking and very cold!
Person two: He IS good-looking!
Person one: But he's warm! I hugged him earlier!
Person two: Oooooh!
Person one: Are you going to do this with every guy I mention?
Person two: Yes!
Person one: Gustavo! [name of gay dude]
Person two: [shuts up]

"There are more gay dudes here than pencil sharpeners!"

Person one: So I got called down to the desk and the counselor was like, "Your mom called, she said to make sure you work on your college applications today." SHOOT ME NOW.
Person two: Dear God in heaven...your mother needs a freaking house in Jamaica, with a lifetime supply of martinis...and maybe some Valium.
Person one: Agreed! WHYYYYY? Why does she do this to me?
Person two: Because she is in desperate need of either relaxation or a kick in the arse.
Person one. Or both.
Person two: That too.

Person one: I know I'm reasonably smart, but whenever I'm around you guys or Harry I feel exponentially less intelligent.
Person two: Was that a compliment?
Person three: Yeah, she was saying we're smart!
Person one: Uh, you guys ARE smart.
Person three: I don't know...after those auditions today, I feel like those actors think I'm the dumbest motherf**ker that ever lived!

NEXT UP: Thanksgiving Break! There WILL be a series post on this...I SWEAR. I don't know exactly how or what yet, but it WILL happen.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Blogging NaNoWriMo: Part One

I'm not even going to comment on my October Fail. I will just say this: It's better than March of last year. And in my defense, I was working on college apps. SO THERE.

That said, there will be a LOT more blogging in November, because 1) I'm almost done with apps, and 2) it is NATIONAL NOVEL WRITING MONTH, and it's my first time doing it, so I'm going to have a blast with this.

The "official" rules of NaNoWriMo:
1. Start your novel at the beginning of November (optionally, at midnight on Halloween)
2. Get 50,000 words by the end of November
3. Don't steal any ideas from published authors or your fellow writers

The UNOFFICIAL rules of NaNoWriMo:
1. Drink a Mack truck full of coffee every day.
2. Either eat loads of sugar or drinks tons of energy drinks.
3. Load up on caffeine at every possible opportunity.
4. Neglect everything else in favor of NaNoWriMo.
5. Stay up late into the night (my personal record is 7:00 AM) writing.
6. Be as douche-y and as "starving artist" as you possibly can.
7. Compete with fellow NaNoers to be as ragged and beat-up a possible. (Ex. "I only slept four hours last night!" "Oh yeah? Well I slept THREE!")
8. Alternate your writing playlist between depressing, sappy music and upbeat, fun music for maximum variety in your novel-writing.


So for the entirety of November, I will be working on a 50,000 word novel, in addition to my thesis and my college apps. Is NaNoWriMo silly? Of course it is! But you know what, while it's not an ideal way to write a book - *coughQUANTITYOVERQUALITYcoughcough* - but it's fun, it's rebellious (it IS, damn it) and it's a good way to bond with your fellow writers. Why not have a good time, and practice writing in the process? It's a great way to hone your skills for stuff that REALLY matters.

And, hey, if anyone can't get into NaNo, you can also do Script Frenzy in April...but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

So since I'm discussing NaNoWRiMo, I HAVE to share something I've written for it, right? So tonight I'll just share the summary (I won't upload EVERYTHING I write for NaNo--I'll probably put it on DeviantART at the end of the month, though), and with each post I'll share a bit of the story. Sound good?

So here is the summary and working title:

"Spectrum"

Sixteen-year-old aspiring writer Emma Stephenson has always lived in the heart of the famously sheltered Mackinac Island. But when a dangerous combination of politics and newcomers turn the peaceful island into a chaotic near-war zone, Emma is unceremoniously shipped off to a college preparatory boarding school on the mainland and confronted with situations she’s never heard of, let alone expected to face.

At first Emma thinks it can’t be that hard; from her media-driven knowledge of boarding school she expects rules and discipline. To her shock, the rules are minimal and the kids are allowed to do whatever they please, so long as they get their schoolwork done. Lost on the shores of brisk, sunny Torch Lake, stripped of everything she knows or cares for, Emma feels like her life is virtually over.

Until…

The Gay-Straight Alliance meets on a windy October afternoon and a reluctant Emma is dragged along by her new friend, Ramie. There she spots someone she’s never spoken to, or even really seen: A boy with lime-green hair and a serious lack of inhibition. But is it really a boy? Or is the mysterious person something that Emma can’t even begin to understand? Before long the rumors circulate, the game is up, and Emma not only begins to question her friends’ beliefs, but also her own.

It seems more autobiographical than it is, I swear. Emma and I really are nothing alike. If I met her in real life, prior to her character's "transformation," I would probably want to smack her (you'll see why when I start posting bits of the novel).


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In other news...

How many people are ready to slap me with a wet noodle if I gush about Michael Jackson on this blog ONE MORE FREAKING TIME? *looks into cyberspace* Yeah, well, get your wet noodles ready, because I'm about to gush like a firehose...

Today I saw Ghosts, Michael's short film/music video about, well, ghosts (and idiot mayors) and immediately decided that there was no point in going to film school and that I should just quit now and become a starving artist, because there is no way that ANY film that I make will EVER be this beautiful. You think I'm exaggerating? I'm not.

Well, okay, I am a little, but only about the starving artist part, I swear. (There is no power on this earth that will make me drop out of school, especially before I've even gotten into film school. Come on, guys, you know me better than that.) BUT this movie is absolutely incredible, and no joke, I DID cry when I saw this...I can't explain why. Here's what I can explain: Michael Jackson + Stephen King = UNBEATABLE. It's like The Corpse Bride had a baby with "Thriller" (try getting THAT image out of your head).

"Ghosts" has the honor of being the World's Longest Music Video (I'm not even exaggerating about that - it's in the Guinness Book of World Records), at roughly 40 minutes long, directed by Stan Winston and written by Stephen King, Mick Garris and (of course) Michael Jackson. It's about a man called the Maestro (Michael Jackson) arguing with the mayor of a "normal" town (also played by Michael Jackson - but by looking at the video you wouldn't know it) about whether or not the Maestro is "bad" for doing magic tricks and telling ghost stories to the town's children. Of course music, dancing, and theatrics ensue, along with plenty of scares and a boatload of CGI, and some ghoulish backup dancers. I swear, though, it's not a re-do of "Thriller," it does have some of the same elements, but it has a very Tim Burton feel to it and it's every bit as sweet, sad, innocent and "aww!"-able as Edward Scissorhands.

I could go on about this all night, but here's the heart of the matter: "Ghosts" is amazing. Watch it. End of story.

Part one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2egr4TDjMBM

Part two:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0tmEF5vIpE&feature=related

Part three:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RXS9G2J71Q&feature=fvw

Part four:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVHKhxdPeZs

Part five:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLwmhvYvGzQ

It looks like an MJ overload, and it is - but it's well worth waiting the 30+ minutes it takes for each YouTube part to download.

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No quotes/stolen dialogue this time because I've been pathetic and haven't written any down...but don't worry, next time there will be PLENTY.

Besides, you don't have time to read stolen dialogue - you have to watch "Ghosts"! DO IT NOW!

...Please? *imagine MJ giving you puppy eyes* *imagine ME giving you puppy eyes*