Now boarding at the Procrastination Station!

I have to study for a physics test.

But, because I have not blogged for a whopping ten days, I feel like I owe you guys this post.

So here we go...

A HUGE CRAZY PROCRASTINATING LIST!POST:


FUNNIEST PEOPLE I KNOW
My parents
My roommate, Liz
My suitemates, Sarah and Anne
The "Trifecta" Harry, Jeff, and Aaron
Ellie
Thomas
Mishka
Emily
Ahmed
The NEW MPAs: Travis, Gus, Connor, and Keaton
Nicole
Gabby
Elena
My entire freaking physics class
My physics teacher
My department head, Michael


WEIRDEST ITEMS IN MY CLOSET/DRAWERS RIGHT NOW:
Jack Skellington hoodie
Pink fake leather jacket
Rainbow-striped knee socks
Blue sequin Converse
My dad's vintage Who t-shirt
Violently orange wrap shirt
Red imitation Converse rain boots
Black minidress from Target
Rainbow crocheted purse (featuring Tokio Hotel pins)
Corduroy skirt made from a pair of old pants
Navy footless tights
Owl-printed pajama shorts
Jean skirt, also made from old pants, decorated with fabric paint and fake jewels
Violently orange Welcome Wagon t-shirt


CURRENT SONG OBSESSIONS
"Jar of Hearts" - Christina Perri
"Always" - Bon Jovi
"Remember the Name" - Fort Minor
"Smooth Criminal" - Michael Jackson
"Teenage Dream" - Katy Perry
"One" from Bare
"Ladies' Choice" from Hairspray
"Vulnerable" - Secondhand Serenade


COLLEGE LIST
Vassar (New York)
Connecticut College (New London, Connecticut)
Emerson (Boston)
Notre Dame (Indiana)
Middlebury (Vermont)
SCAD (Savannah)
Columbia College (Chicago)


REASONS I CAN'T WAIT TO TURN 18
I can vote
I can DRIVE ALONE
I'm legally adult
I can get my ears pierced
I can get a real job
I'm no longer "just a kid"
I can get married (don't worry, I won't, but it's nice to know I can if I want to)
I'm that much closer to graduating!


WHAT'S IN MY REFRIGERATOR RIGHT NOW:
A TON of honeycrisp apples
Mayonnaise
Tartar sauce
Bread that needs to be thrown out
Half a can of vanilla frosting (don't ask)
Peanut butter
A handful of green beans (that, again, need to be thrown out)
Half a bottle of apple juice


RULES BROKEN AT INTERLOCHEN THIS YEAR
One failed room inspection
Two lights-out infractions
One sign-in infraction
Dormings: None
Early sign-in: One
Warnings: Three
(Wow...I really am a goody-two-shoes :P)


EXCUSES FOR MY WEIRDNESS:
I go to art school.
Look at my parents!
I have sooo many weird friends.
I'm a filmmaker.
I'm homeschooled.
I'm a teenager.
I'm (technically) smart.
I read waaay too much.
I've seen too many Tim Burton films.
I've seen too many John Waters films.
I've seen too many Alfred Hitchcock films.
I've seen too many episodes of Pushing Daisies.


THINGS I SHOULD BE DOING INSTEAD OF BLOGGING
Studying for my physics test
Sleeping! (I have to go running at seven AM tomorrow)
Calling my parents
Working on college apps
Doing my fairy tales homework (No, that is not an oxymoron)
Revising my thesis script
Collecting stolen dialogue
Torturing Harry Hunter