25 (MORE) THINGS IT'S OK TO DO:
1. It's okay to--just this once--stay up until 6:00 AM to watch the sunrise and then sleep until 2:00 in the afternoon.
2. It's okay to sing along to those Jonas Brothers songs that you memorized when you were thirteen.
3. It's okay to read Twilight for a reason other than irony or mockery. I promise.
4. It's okay to secretly think, "I'm going to name my firstborn child that" when you come across an interesting name while reading a book or watching a movie.
5. It's okay to fantasize about marrying your favorite rockstar.
6. It's okay to eat cold pizza for breakfast.
7. It's okay to refresh the page ten times while waiting for your friend to reply to a message you sent him on e-mail or Facebook.
8. It's okay to run around your house like a crazy person and throw yourself down onto your bed, laughing like an idiot, and then get up and do it all over again.
9. It's okay to still watch a TV show that you first discovered when you were little.
10. It's okay to have simultaneous crushes on multiple people (especially in high school).
11. It's okay to be nervous as hell about college.
12. It's okay to be as excited as a newborn puppy about college.
13. It's okay to go into college having no idea what in the hell you want to do with the rest of your life.
14. It's okay to go to concerts and plays with your parents.
15. It's okay to quote Sophocles, Kerouac, and Springsteen all in the same speech.
16. It's okay to graduate and then say, "Okay...what now?"
17. It's okay to be fifty years old and STILL be in love with the Harry Potter books.
18. It's okay to be eighteen years old and still love reading aloud with your father.
19. It's okay to be eighteen years old and still love hugging your mom.
20. It's okay to run along the street screaming, "I LOVE [insert crush's name here]! I'M IN LOVE WITH [insert crush's name here] AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHO KNOWS!" in the middle of the night, surrounded by three or four of your best friends.
21. It's okay to Facebook-stalk the people who never gave a damn about you, but still friended you when they graduated.
22. It's okay to cry at The Lion King.
23. It's okay to spend your last night of high school filming a movie instead of going to a dance.
24. It's okay to do homework at the prom.
25. It's okay to love someone so much that you honestly don't know how you'd get along without them...and it's okay to tell them that.
STOLEN DIALOGUE
Person one: Oh jeez...just beat me with a blunt penguin.
Person two: A blunt penguin? What other kind is there?
"I can never be around your mother when she's first learning to use a phone...it absolutely drives me freaking batty."
Person one: So whoever designed this parking lot...when they designed it--
Person two: They had a few drinks first?
Person one: Avery, she's absolutely killing me.
Person two: I would not put that idea into her head, if I were you.
"I am NOT doing the chicken dance, you bastard!"
"That's it. I have to punish myself. I have to write lines. I'll write 'I must not be a total f**king moron' 500 times. With one of Professor Umbridge's quills. See if that gets the point across."
"If my mother heard me use that word...she'd probably do another f-word: 'faint.' Or the m-word: 'murder.'"
"I look like an underage kid with a receding hairline? Oh, now THERE'S a compliment."
(little boy in grocery store)
"Mommy, I can't find my balls."
"I feel like I'm pregnant with Rubeus Hagrid's child."
"You know what? I'm done sucking up! I CAN'T suck up anymore! I AM NOT A VACUUM CLEANER!"
"Every time I'm asked about my first kiss I have no idea what to say...because it's just so awkward to say, 'Well, I was shoved against the wall of the back stairwell in the orchestra pit and practically assaulted by a cross-dressing actress.'"
Person one: Want a 1.14gb version of your movie that looks basially the same, compressed with an MP4 profile I made in compressor?
Person two: I would love you forever.
Person one: Ha ha...feel no obligation to.
"I may or may not have to poke you for that remark."
"Cyber-hugs just don't cut it. Maybe, like, for computers. But for humans? Not so much."
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