Welcome to the Procrastination Station!
Seriously, guys...am I the only one who cannot concentrate for the life of me?
Things I think of while I'm doing homework:
Am I the only one who thinks of "theatre in the round" when I hear the line Dance on the floor in the round from "Billie Jean"?
Did I eat Rice Krispies twice today? 'Cause I kinda feel like I did...
I think they're going to come out with a Chicken Pot Pie Oreo sometime soon, maybe...but if anyone buys it, I will laugh my ass off.
What is a McRib, and why does Jim Gaffigan talk about it so much?
How does that guy make his hair defy gravity? I kinda wish I knew how to do that.
Seriously, I really wish that I did not think of you every time I hear the song "Face Down," because it has literally NOTHING to do with our relationship and really, it's not a very nice song to remind a person of someone they're in love with. (All you RJA fans should know what this means.)
You know what would be really weird? If Michael Jackson walked in my door right now and made all my homework just do itself. Because you know, he could totally do things like that. Because he was just that awesome. And if he were, you know, still HERE, I am so sure he'd do something like that, because he went to this kid's school with a snake for show and tell once, so I think he would PROBABLY be willing to help an innocent teenage girl with her homework...
Oh my God, I haven't watched Ad-Lib News in almost one month! It'll be one month on the Seventeenth! Oh my God, I'm TOTALLY over Ad-Lib News!
Why can I never remember the lyrics to "Hot and Cold"?
How many days is it until the next Blogging Eclipse post?
Dude, I wish they would either break up or stay together, I have no idea whether I should like my friend's possible ex or not, or even if he IS said friend's ex or if they're together or...UGH! MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY!!!!!
I feel like maybe people should stop picking on Lady GaGa. Seriously, guys, she's not any more ridiculous than Katy Perry.
Would I be a total stalker if I called my possible audio recordist again? Seriously, is that guy EVER in his room? Did he already call me back? Why can't I get my damn answering machine to work?
My room smells like lemonade and tunafish. Time to buy some FeBreeze.
I wonder if Andrew updated his blog? I feel like he did and I missed it. Did I miss it? Andrew, help me out here...
That package of Oreos is just staring me in the face. Maybe if I put it on a higher shelf, it would stop. Or maybe I'd just fall off my bed trying to find them later on, when I actually WANT one and can't find the package because I hid it earlier when I was trying to concentrate on homework.
Why can I not make head or tail of the song "Pain of Love" by Tokio Hotel? Oh that's right, because it makes NO SENSE whatsoever!
Dude, if I can't get "Thriller" out of my head before sound-out, I will throw something.
I feel like music right now. Hmm, Michael Jackson or RJA? Ooh, what about the E-Street Band? Oh my God, has Michael Jackson nudged out the E-street Band for my top three favorites? Nah, he just sort-of nudged out Augustana for top five. But Augustana is still in the top ten. Oh my God, what kind of person am I? Did I just jump on the bandwagon for Michael Jackson because he died? I am such a poser! Michael wouldn't use his awesomeness powers to help me with homework because he would hate me for being a fake! Ooh, Jason and the Scorchers! I have to listen to "White Lies"! Eeeee! *gets distracted by "White Lies"*
You know what? I just decided today, I really don't like mumblecore.
Why do I love you? Is it because you're a total deviant, because you know, the last guy I liked was a total deviant too, and look how well that turned out... *smacks forehead* Oh my God, Self, stop being such a pessimist!
Yes. As you can see, this is what I think about when I SHOULD concentrate on homework, or at the very least, on passing room inspection.
Not to mention the delights of FaceBook, YouTube, and the many fansites of my favorite bands. Or, if we're going with external distractions, my best friends, the Melody Freeze, the library, Osterlin Mall...damn, it's a wonder I'm passing ANY of my classes.
Okay. I just realized how funny this is: Blogging about procrastination when I SHOULD be cleaning my room. Is this ridiculous to anyone else, or just me?
Okay. Quick stolen dialogue, and then I'm off to pack my laundry bag.
STOLEN DIALOGUE
[This is ALL taken from the photo shoot I had with my two lead actors earlier today. Keep in mind that their on-screen relationship will be an unrequited gay love story - this is where a good bit of the humor comes from]
Person one: If you break character again, I'm making you kiss him on the mouth.
Person two: [gives me "you've got to be kidding" look]
Person three: Oh my God, why are you punishing ME?!
[noticing spilled stir-fry by a tree]
Person one: It's...wok night.
Person two: Or someone puked.
Me: Yeah, he [points to "straight" character] threw up when you [points to "gay" character] told him you loved him.
Person one: Oh yeah! No wait, I threw up when he rejected me.
Person two: You know what, you should put that in your script! How funny would that be - I throw up because he loves me, he throws up because I don't love him?
"I ride a bike. I should put that on my resume. 'I ride a bike!'...a.k.a., 'I am an American citizen!'"
Person one: I know how we'll make you cry on camera. We'll make you watch the ending of the third episode of Star Wars...I know that made ME cry.
Person two: Actually, just making me watch STAR WARS would make me cry. I've only seen, like, 20 movies in my entire life.
Person one: ...You're fired.
Me [trying to get actor to look in a certain direction]: Okay, pretend there's a REALLY hot girl standing right over there.
Actor: Ooh...look over there at that...bunch of bugs! [Outdoor shoot!] Oh man, that's just so HOT...
Actor #2: Okay, please stop or I'll laugh and then she's gonna make me kiss you.
[Actor #1 promptly shuts up]
That's all for tonight. I am off to strip my room of anything resembling a mess.
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