DAY 16
February 17
Prompt: "BLOODY ROOM INSPECTIONS."
Oh, Lord...you know what, I think I'll just provide you with a comprehensive list of things that were said about my dorm room:
"I think she might have a hygiene problem."
"I'll help you clean...where's the rubber gloves?"
"Are you kidding me?"
"Where's your laundry bag?"
"This is YOUR room? BUT IT'S ACTUALLY CLEAN!"
"Well...I've seen worse."
"I've smelled worse."
"What is that peanut butter jar doing there?"
"What's that smell?"
"Why is your bed not made?"
"What's that under your desk?"
"What's in your fridge?"
"Please tell me that's not what I think it is."
"When's the last time you cleaned?"
"Just don't leave anything in there that smells like ass."
"What IS that?!"
"Exam week is NOT a good excuse!"
And finally, my all-time favorite:
"Your room smells like a bucket of fuck that was stepped in and kicked over."
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